majestic-1:

tanaebrianab:

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS.

(via tangsweet)

longlostlora:

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longlostlora:

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator

1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

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bellahijadelaluna:

You’re not over exaggerating. You’re not too sensitive. You’re not too much. If it hurts you it fucking hurts you. If it makes you angry, then it makes you angry. There’s nothing wrong with you for feeling.

(via brokendildo)

rosepulp:

not to be dramatic or anything but i need affection or im gonna die

(via landofthestrange)

trapcard:

you: ..but that’s just my two cents
me: *picks up the coins and puts them back in your hand and taps your closed hand gently* keep it

(via succeeding)

y-uranus:

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

(via reigndownanddestroy)

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

(via scarletevergreen)

heretic-pride:

me internally: I’m not going to discourse. I’m not going to. I’m upset but i’m not gonna say anything about it. It’s gonna start a whole thing and i’m not gonna do it. I’ll just stay quiet and disagree with people in my own head and leave it alone. It’s gonna be fine

me externally: I just think it’s funny that

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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(via clestroying)

magicalmanhattanproject:

“oh you’re in choir? sing something for me.”

bitch i’m an alto. do you really want to hear the same note for a whole fucking page?

(via tangsweet)